{"id":299,"date":"2013-04-26T07:53:04","date_gmt":"2013-04-26T07:53:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/?p=299"},"modified":"2015-10-26T20:36:12","modified_gmt":"2015-10-26T20:36:12","slug":"gorgeous-sleeping-ginger-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/gorgeous-sleeping-ginger-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Gorgeous Sleeping Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-300 alignnone\" alt=\"Gorgeous Sleeping Ginger Cat\" src=\"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/funny-sleeping-soft-cat_1.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/funny-sleeping-soft-cat_1.jpg 500w, http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/funny-sleeping-soft-cat_1-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/funny-sleeping-soft-cat_1-192x144.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room<\/b><br \/>\n<i>A Funny Cat Poem for Kids<\/i><br \/>\nby Kenn Nesbitt<\/p>\n<p>I taught my cat to clean my room,<br \/>\nto use a bucket, brush and broom,<br \/>\nto dust my clock and picture frames,<br \/>\nand pick up all my toys and games.<\/p>\n<p>He puts my pants and shirts away,<br \/>\nand makes my bed, and I would say<br \/>\nit seems to me it&#8217;s only fair<br \/>\nhe puts away my underwear.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, I think he&#8217;s got it made.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not as happy with our trade.<br \/>\nHe may pick up my shoes and socks,<br \/>\nbut I clean out his litterbox.<\/p>\n<p>Copyright \u00a9 2009 Kenn Nesbitt<br \/>\nAll Rights Reserved<br \/>\nFrom <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poetry4kids.com\">www.poetry4kids.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pin, Like, Comment and share with friends!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">Meet the owner of this cat -visit www.cordialfare.com<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room A Funny Cat Poem for Kids by Kenn Nesbitt I taught my cat to clean my room, to use a bucket, brush and broom, to dust my clock and picture frames, and pick up all my toys and games. He puts my pants and shirts away, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[54,51,52,53,50],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cute-animals","tag-adorable-sleeping-cat","tag-beautiful-cat","tag-beautiful-ginger-cat","tag-beautiful-sleeping-cat","tag-ginger-cat"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":414,"href":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions\/414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}