{"id":403,"date":"2013-06-01T16:19:59","date_gmt":"2013-06-01T16:19:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/?p=403"},"modified":"2015-10-26T20:35:34","modified_gmt":"2015-10-26T20:35:34","slug":"tiny-cute-hungry-little-hamster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wcute.com\/fun\/tiny-cute-hungry-little-hamster\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiny Cute Hungry Little Hamster"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Tiny<\/p>\n

My Hamster Has a Skateboard<\/b><\/p>\n

A Funny Hamster Poem for Kids<\/i><\/p>\n

by Kenn Nesbitt<\/p>\n

My hamster has a skateboard.<\/p>\n

When he rides it, though, he falls.<\/p>\n

He takes off like a maniac<\/p>\n

and crashes into walls.<\/p>\n

He screams, “Geronimo!”<\/p>\n

and then goes crashing down the stairs.<\/p>\n

He’s good at knocking tables down<\/p>\n

and slamming into chairs.<\/p>\n

He’ll slalom through the living room<\/p>\n

and then you’ll hear a, “Splat!”<\/p>\n

which means that he’s collided with<\/p>\n

my mother or the cat.<\/p>\n

He plows right into cabinets,<\/p>\n

and smashes into doors,<\/p>\n

I think he’s wrecked on every bed<\/p>\n

and every chest of drawers.<\/p>\n

It’s fun to watch him ride<\/p>\n

because you’re sure to hear a smash.<\/p>\n

He doesn’t skate so well but, boy,<\/p>\n

he sure knows how to crash.<\/p>\n

Copyright \u00a9 2010 Kenn Nesbitt<\/p>\n

All Rights Reserved<\/p>\n

From www.poetry4kids.com<\/a><\/p>\n

Pin, Like, Comment, Share with your friends!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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